did i just get eye fucked
yes. yes you did.
brb, going for a post coital cigarette
Can I get pregnant from this?
OH…….. oh.
Dear Bennedict Cumberbatch,
You may not remember me, but nine months ago while scrolling down my tumblr dash I came upon a gif of you. Well… one frame led to another and it turns out I got pregnant. I wasn’t sure who’s it was at first, you see there was also a picture of Misha Collins directly below. Please try not to judge, I have mommy issues. But, atlas it is yours. It’s a miracle really… yeah… so when you get this feel free to swing by and propose to me. My body is back to it’s former shape and I fit into my wedding dress again.
Love,
me
P.s. The childs name is Hamish
He’s good. very good. i’m very pregnant right now
While watching the gif several times I feel like a mating ready bee, flying towards this sexy ass manflower, trying to sit on his shoulder
but I can’t
and I never will
I am dammed in this arousing timeloop, never able to reach the climax
sad-hipster-bee-with-boner.jpg
(Source: flap-my-jack, via chooblogs)
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